Be Nice



  • Boundaries - my service is based on discretion. I wont ask invasive questions relating to your personal life & I expect the same by return.  Please never expect my time for free. I'm here to provide you with a professional service.  Pushing for services not advertised will most likely get you banned.  Should I feel threatened in any way, the booking will be immediately terminated.
  • Cancellations - Those who don't let me know they can't arrive or who cancel at the last minute, will be ask for a £20 deposit on the next attempt. 
  • Consent - my limits are clearly defined in my services section. It's best to ask me if you are not sure about something before arriving. I do not hold any "hidden services under the counter". I do not consent to photos & filming. I will not hesitate to report abusive clients to the authorities. 
  • Discretion - always quiet in my comings & goings, I expect the same from my guests. Lack of discretion may result in an immediate cancellation of your booking.​  Personal information disclosed during the booking, is always kept private. 
  • Hygiene -  I'll greet you with a well turned out fresh appearance. I appreciate the same mindset from my clients. Free showering is always on offer. Lack of personal hygiene is of course a massive turn off & will result in refusal of services.
  •  Information - Please provide as many details as possible before meeting. This also is to avoid any confusion or discrepancy. 
  •  Intoxication - for my safety, I reserve the right to refuse the company of intoxicated people.  Just as you would expect me to be compos mentis for our  booked time together.
  • Payment - cash is preferred & always expected upfront. 5% is added for card payments to cover my extra admin fees. 
  • Respect - ​I work on mutual respect. Treat me with dignity as I will always extend this common courtesy towards clients. ​ Disrespectful guys will be shown the door & blocked. Details will also be passed on to colleagues & the authorities.
  • Sexting -  This is NOT part of my service & is a flagrant boundary push. If you really need extra titivation before meeting, an electronic voucher will be required to cover my extra time & expenses.